The 12 Funniest People to Follow on Twitter

The web is full of lists telling you who to follow on twitter. Users for your job search. Users for money tips. Users for tax advice. Even twitter users for colon cleansing.

But I’m not using twitter to be productive. I’m just looking to be entertained. With that, I present to you (in no particular order) the 12 Funniest People to Follow on Twitter:

	Michael Ian Black Bio: “The Official Michael Ian Black Twitter Page” Sample Tweet: “The better you are at softball the more I secretly think you’re kind of a douchebag.”
	Tim Siedell Bio: “Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.” Sample Tweet: “Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service got such huge ratings, NBC picked it up for the fall season.”
	National Lampoon Sports Minute Bio: “The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) – We’re Nuts about Balls!” Sample Tweet: “Rick Pitino cheated on his wife, had sex in a fancy restaurant, and gave her $3K. And that’s HIS side of the story.”
	Shit My Dad Says Bio: “I’m 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says” Sample Tweet: “A scar ain’t 13 god damned stitches. I’ll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we’ll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together.”
	Tremendous News Bio: “Don’t follow me if you’re really-really smart. You know when your math teacher asked you to carry the 1? I still don’t know what that means.” Sample Tweet: “I print out every #ff tweet and show it to my roommate who is, apparently, never proud of her son.”
	Jim Gaffigan Bio: “yes. it’s really me. Hope you buy the CD/DVd of King Baby” Sample Tweet: “Biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing it’s an oatmeal raisin cookie is kind of like finding out she’s a dude.”
	Rob Huebel Bio: “I give medicinal cocaine to baby animals” Sample Tweet: “The perfectly named sports bar would somehow use the words, ‘Beers, bros, balls, tits, explosions, sweaty, wings, testicles, ex-wife.’”
	In So Out So Bio: “Dicen que soy aburrido…” Sample Tweet: “If you’re going to keep up with the Kardashians, bring a Tyvek® condom.”
	Real Bin Laden Bio: “What, don’t you read the papers? I’m about as famous as you can get without being a missing white lady.” Sample Tweet: “Inspired by Bill Clinton’s negotiating efforts, I’ve agreed to fly to Sweden and see if we can’t make this ABBA reunion happen.”
	Father Kelly Bio: “Disgruntled Catholic Priest. Seemed like a wise career choice at the time.” Sample Tweet: “I have to perform a God damn exorcism today. I’m gonna throw in the line “ooga booga” and see if anyone notices.”
	The Rules Bio: “Your daily dose of The Rules. In no particular order.” Sample Tweet: “Rule No. 245: If a man is wearing a class ring, do not respect him.”
	Jason Sweeney Bio: “limited edition, macaroni and glitter on construction paper.” Sample Tweet: “Want to keep your marriage fresh? After everything your spouse says, add the phrase “Up your bum”. Bam. ‘Til death do you part.”

While you’re at it, don’t be afraid to follow me on twitter.

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